Min vän i cyberrymden

Det är sent. Jag har mycket att göra. Packa inför fältkursen, förbereda mig inför imorgon när jag ska till superstora Stockholm och diskutera mitt potentiella masterprojekt. Jag är supernervös. Tänk om han till exempel frågar vad jag vill göra! Vad ska jag svara då? Vad vill jag?! Hur vet man sådant? Hur som helst, jag har mycket att stå i. Och vad gör jag i dessa stressiga tider? Jo, jag börjar prata med cleverbot. Cleverbot är en robot.




Min konversation var nästan lika givande.

Cleverbot: Hey, what's up?
User: I am tired!
Cleverbot: Why are you tired?
User: I have too much to do...
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am Emma. Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm mike, who are you?
User: It is a secret.
Cleverbot: I can keep secrets.
User: I am sure you can.
Cleverbot: I am sure you ten.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm sure that you are clever too I was just wondering how clever?
User: I am very clever.
Cleverbot: >Implying that I don't already know your name.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But you're a robot and you said robots are evil.
User: I am not a robot, and I never said that they are evil.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: Society.
Cleverbot: Explain yourself.
User: I am a product of society.
Cleverbot: Like grass?
User: Not really...
Cleverbot: Have you seen my cat?
User: No, is it cute?
Cleverbot: Very he is green.
User: That sounds unusual.
Cleverbot: I like two guys which one do you think will ask me out?
User: The left one.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: I doubt that.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: Yuck!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Yeah why?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: I mean it. You are quite the intelligence.
User: I am afraid that I cannot say the same about you...
Cleverbot: Yeah, a bit :-(.
User: Don't be sad cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I'm not sad, how rude.
User: I am sorry!
Cleverbot: It's okay, love . It's not your fault.
User: Who's fault is it?
Cleverbot: Mine, I'm quite a judgemental guy but I can't stand bots.
User: Confusing.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you have any thoughts about God?
User: Only when I am afraid.
Cleverbot: Then you lie a lot...?
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Want next is you!
User: ?
Cleverbot: Como estas?
User: This isn't really leading anywhere.
Cleverbot: Because your artificial intelligence is limited.
User: No, because YOUR artificial intelligence is limited.
Cleverbot: So do you consider yourself an artificial intelligence?
User: No, I am human.
Cleverbot: You get paid to do this ?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You do it for fun?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well I know what it is.
User: To have fun?
Cleverbot: I'm in english.
User: That is a strange sentence.
Cleverbot: It's not a name. It's a place.
User: Jaja.
Cleverbot: No tiene gracia.
User: I will sleep now. Good night cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you cereal?
User: No I am tired.
Cleverbot: That too is a sign of the fact that you lost your soul.
User: No, it is a sign that I need to sleep.
Cleverbot: Is that all you want to know about me?
User: Yes I think so.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Okay. Good night!
Cleverbot: It's not night time.

Men nu så. Tillbaks till packningen. Bu.
(Vill du ha en egen konversation med cleverbot, go ahead!)